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noel: Today on my Facebook newsfeed, I saw this article about a woman who was prosecuted for lying about where she lived so her kid could go to a better school. I became thoroughly riled up and wrote this message to the Norwalk Mayor online feedback submission form. I just…

Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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I feel like absolute shit. It’s times like these that I really wish I had ice cream. Meh.

Feb 29th

Feb 28th

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My family hasn’t taken or returned my calls at all this week. So unloved. SML

Feb 27th

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I love watching censored-for-TV versions of...

“Chuck me. Chuck me sideways.” Pwahaha.

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Drunken food concoctions are the best.

Strawberry slices, marshmallow creme, and chocolate chips in a sandwich, I am in heaven. Here’s to hoping I don’t get sick 5 minutes after.

Feb 20th

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Feb 18th

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Ant Smasher is one of my favorite things in the...

I don’t know what it is, but something about crushing virtual insects is so satisfying.

Feb 17th

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Pet Peeve

When you ask someone why they did something and they reply with “I don’t know.”

Feb 17th

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Feb 15th

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Anonymous asked: if you break up with your bf can i be your rebound?

Feb 15th

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I love puppy kisses.

Asher was playing with one of his toys and glanced at me. Then he gave me that mommy-what’s-wrong?? look. Then he pounced on my face and the puppy kiss attack ensued. Little things like this make me happy even in the most dreary of times. :)

Feb 15th

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Feb 15th

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Feb 15th

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Intoxication Achieved

Jose Cuervo: the one man who never lets me down. Let the shit show begin.

Feb 15th

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Feb 15th

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"Are you sad I didn't get you anything for...

Are you fucking retarded?

Feb 15th

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I found a last-minute Valentine!

His name is Jose. Hello, old friend.

Feb 15th

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For once in my life, I want a guy who will treat me like a princess.

Feb 15th

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I try so hard to make things work, and frankly, I’m tired. I give so much and never get anything back. I know a relationship shouldn’t be about gifts and money, but this is much more than that. I always get random stuff for him for no reason just because it reminds me of him. What do I ever get? Nothing, and if I ever do get anything, it’s a small fraction of the cost that I...

Feb 15th

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Valentine's Day is a stupid holiday.

It’s made up and meaningless.

Feb 15th

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